39 year old Monica Avila is what some of us might call “a crazy ex-girlfriend.” However, instead of just doing the average crazy ex girlfriend stuff like stalking and sending ridiculous amounts of text messages, Avila took it a step further.

At around 3 a.m. on Thursday she headed to her ex-boyfriend’s place. When he went outside to see WTF she was doing, she promptly tried to run him over with her vehicle.
Shortly thereafter, police were on her tail and pulled her over. Avila responded by throwing a urostomy bag full of urine at the officers.
Avila was booked and is under investigation for attempted murder. Charges for splashing the officers with pee have not yet been made public.