An emergency alert that reeks of Jonestown has been issued in Southern California after officials learned of a possible mass suicide pact involving five adults and eight children.

The group was last seen at a prayer meeting at 1a.m. yesterday (Saturday) in sunny Palmdale, California and is believed to be traveling in two vehicles.
They were officially reported missing at 2p.m. when two husbands of two women in the group showed up at the police station with a big bag of crazy that included letters from people in the group saying they were going to meet Jesus and their dead relatives. The bag also contained all the identification of all the missing people, their money, and other possessions.
UPDATE: The group has been found, alive and well. They were praying in the park.